Tickle my funny bone books

Black Comedy & Comedy/Adventure

Gumboots, Gumshoes & Murder (Book 1, The Gumboot & Gumshoe Series)

It’s Fargo meets Murder She Wrote in this black comedy/murder mystery where pigs rule!

Read it now for $1.99 – but only until April 1, 2019!

A cop, a pot-bellied pig, and a serial killer walk into a bar.

From pot farming fishermen and millionaire condom factory moonshine operators to best selling mystery and romance writers with deep, dark secrets, everyone on Seal Island seems to have something to hide.

Sgt Betty Bruce loves the laid back lifestyle of Seal Island until her pot-bellied pig, Gertrude, and side-kick Peaches, a Jersey cow, discover widow, Eliza Bone, floating bottoms-up in her Oscar fish tank. The one clue left at the scene is a set of muddy gumboot tracks. Betty’s problem: everyone on Seal Island wears gumboots.

After several more bizarre deaths occur on the island, Betty and Gertrude soon find themselves in the cross-hairs of a serial killer.

In the end, only Gertrude may be left standing.

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The Dastardly Mr. Deeds (Book Two: The Gumboot & Gumshoe Series)

JUST RELEASED – $0.99 from March 19, 2019 to April 1, 2019 – Don’t delay – Get it now!

A cop, a pot-bellied pig, and an undertaker know something is a foot.

Sgt Betty Bruce is having a bad day… Three bizarre deaths and a confession that isn’t a confession…

A severed foot in a sneaker that her pot-bellied pig won’t give up… A body of a young woman dubbed The Painted Lady has just washed up on shore…

A young detective with an itchy trigger finger tasered her father’s cow and the locals want to lynch him…

Her dead boyfriend willed her his house … and she has been told to stay out of the way of Chief Inspector Tom Powder.

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Peter Pan Wears Steel Toes (non-fiction/adventure)

Angry bears, friendly skunks, horney moose, ball lightning, and a porcupine with a penchant for eating iron fry pans.

This is an ageless real life adventure story – fun for the whole family.

No tan lines!

No one to help if something goes wrong!

And no one to stop you from having way too much fun!

Imagine watching the float plane’s pilot wave goodbye as he flies back to civilization without you, leaving you to spend ten days in the bush working with a complete stranger.  Imagine being dropped off in the bush with nothing but a tent, a canoe, a few boxes of food, and only a radio to make do with!

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* Only available on Amazon.